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eridan and karkat are like the best of bros why doesnt anyone GET THAT
they are like the type of people who would stay over at each other’s hives and do each other’s nails while gossiping something awful about everybody they know
and theyre on SUCH GOOD TERMS i will fight anyone who says otherwise because even when karkats exasperated he isnt a huge asshole fucknugget
while we’re on the subject if you rp karkat and you come across an eridan who isnt asking to be pailed (if you are an eridan and you do that, please stop), dont you DARE go “AUGH FUCK IT’S YOU. WELP TIME TO SCOOTER.”
nearly every single conversation i have (as eridan) with a karkat goes something like:
eridan: hey sup
karkat: OH GOD IT’S YOU.
eridan: is there a problem
karkat: WHEN ISN’T THERE A PROBLEM IS WHAT I’D LIKE TO KNOW. OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE SITE, WHY THE FUCK DID I GET YOU?
eridan: you say that like its a bad thing
karkat: IT IS, NOOKSNIFFER. I DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, AND GUESS WHAT? NO ONE ELSE DOES, EITHER! DO US ALL A FAVOR AND OFF YOURSELF, YOU PATHETIC, SNIVELING, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BUCKET SLOB.
karkat: AND NO, BEFORE YOU ASK, THAT WAS NOT A GODDAMN COME-ON.
eridan: kar calm dowwn
karkat: NO, FUCK YOU, I’M OUT OF HERE.
that is not even remotely right you assholes
while karkat is undeniably a douche, he’s FRIENDLY towards eridan! he’s willing to talk to him and to give him advice—which is a good thing since eridan comes to him a lot for that.
they are FRIENDS
i will write entire ESSAYS on this subject matter if that even helps, i will do this for EVERY SINGLE RELATIONSHIP REGARDING ERIDAN if thats what it takes
god DAMMIT i am just so tired of trying to rp as eridan and coming across a karkat (or ANYONE) and getting a proverbial SLAP TO THE FACE